The super pooper part II

So,chapter one part II: We went to walmart a couple weeks ago and as I was getting Addy out of the car I noticed she had thrown up on me (it was dark). But as we entered the store I realized that oh no she had pooped all over me and herself. And of course I do not have any diapers or wipes. Aaron was with me so he went and bought diapers and wipes as I went to the bathroom with our daughter and gave her a sponge bath with paper towels. The strap on the baby changer was broken so I was holding her on and reaching with me extremely long reach to the sink and the papertowel holder. Aaron finally came with the diapers and called into the bathroom "I am here" so I took off my poopy shirt (luckily I had a shirt less pooped on underneath) and grabbed the naked baby and to get the supplies. Diaper on we went through the store getting an outfit for the naked baby and a new shirt for the stinky mommy. the trip to walmart that was suppose to be for wipes, and visine took waaaaaay longer and cost waaaaaay more than it ever should have thanks to my super pooper.
Chapter 2 part II: I was picking up the kids and packing them in the car but I was in a really big hurry. I picked up Addy off of the front room rug and she had left a huge pile of poop for me. so in a hurry I took her pants off and her diaper washed her bottom in the tub and threw a diaper on and buckled her into her seat. leaving poop all over the house to clean up when we got home.
Chapter 3 part II: we were getting ready to leave Church the other day and one of my Young Women was playing with Addy. She brought her over to me and wow she stunk, I lifted up her dress and she had pooped all up her back to her neck. So, I hauled her home trying not to touch her back side and threw in the shower yet again. She really is the best baby but she is a littl too good at poopn'. Addy darling we love you.