Monday, June 9, 2008

lets talk poop

I hate poop. I don't like my todder's poopy diapers because well they stink. I don't like my infant's diapers because she is soooo messy. Infact she has pooped out of her diaper everyday for the last 2 weeks. oh, and once it was at the park and she pooped all over the front of my shirt as well. Needless to say, I did not have anything to change her or me with. I also really hate patient's poop issues at work. I hate everything from incontinence to enemas and dig. stim. and the little trail of diarhea left as a slow patient tries to make it to the bathroom in time. The last couple of weeks have been poop hell wherever I go. I just wish everone could keep their crap to themselves.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA! I totally just laughed so hard that a few people here at work think I am delirious! (YES, the SDS is VERY slow today.) I don't like the little poopy trails either! YUCK!

Seth said...

Well, none of us really like it, some can just handle it better. I think I dislike the figer painters the worst, either that or the dribble walkers. I think Jen is going to vomit reading this. I hate vomit. You can't give up on the profession now, you're still paying the loans.

michele said...

eewww. poop trails. at least the word poop is funny. my 2 year old left a little poop nugget on the bathroom floor today. i agree, not fun.